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THE DOG CLUB is a bunch of hoop. It's an exclusive club for dogs. NF, and you have to be ledge to get in. Here's few key sitches the club is all about! |
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Phases
are the Dog Club's favorite past time.
These are games or activities that the entire club phases into and then rocks for a ledge amount of time.
These can be as short lived as a few nights playing a brand new board game, or as monumental as a full fledged hobby type sitch. And like the phases of the moon, the sitch is constantly in flux. Better jump on the phase before it's phased out! |
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Dog Lingo
is the vernacular of the Club. You may have heard some shogtalk.
We rock a variety of unique words and expressions. What's a club without a secret language? Etymology is a huge part of the club, and we are actively hooped on word history, development and phonetics. Even we don't know what some of this shog means! |
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What is the hoop? A question dogs tend to ask each other frequently, and for good reason. It's the big kenderdas. Like a firetruck, dogs always chase the hoop. And if he ever catches one maybe we'll get him to come on here and tell us what the hoop is. |
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HOOP NIGHTS
are scheduled sitches when dogs get together and hype it up awesam.
Usually there is a theme in place and some phase shog goes down, maybe some food sitches. |
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DOGMASS
comes but once a year.
A sacred Dog Club holiday beyond comparison.
Some wait years to receive an invitation. |
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"It's more than a way of life.... it's a club." |
